More about Who He Is

He likes Wonka bars and milk with his supper. He likes his cat Marvin and teaching small children how to make fart noises by blowing raspberries into the palm of their hands. He likes any girl who will let him touch her. He likes America. He is a Republican. He believes in God and baseball and pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps. That he believes in it doesn't mean he does it. He is thirty-one years old.