Thursday, July 12, 2007

JJ and his friend Pete got all wasted out at the bar. Pete ended up crashing on JJ's couch. The next morning they peel themselves out of the apartment and go to breakfast. At breakfast they chug down some coffee and eggs. During the meal Pete excuses himself and goes and takes a big dump at the cafe. While he's gone JJ gets a text message saying that there is pot available if they want it.

They do.

They make arrangements to go over to the dealers place because the liaison who informed them of the stuff was out of town. JJ has met the dealer on a couple of occasions. She's a fun cute hippie chick. On the drive over JJ complains to Pete that he has to shit something fierce, so bad in fact that he is getting a cramp in his colon and it hurts really bad. Pete responds that he has to shit again. They both have to shit really bad, yet they have to do some business across town before they can pay any attention to our intestinal needs.

They pull up to the place and go in. The dealer says hi and they say hi and then Pete asks where her bathroom is. She tells him. While he's gone everything gets portioned out and the deal goes down. Pete is gone for quite a while. Ihe dealer and Pete make small talk. Then ben emerges and they leave.

Fast forward to this past weekend. JJ gets a text from the liaison and he says that the dealer says that Pete broke her toilet when he shat at her place. The liaison says dealer is quite upset.

So JJ's question is do you think this will hurt his prospects of getting another sack from this chick? He isn't the one who shat in and broke her toilet, Pete is. Of course JJ is the guy who brought the guy over who shat in and broke her toilet but why should he pay for that? He did none of the shitting and none of the toilet breaking.

1 comments:

Joe said...

I just read this entire blog. (Slow work day.)

I commend you.

This is awesome.

JJ Dufresne is a Shiny, Golden God.