Friday, March 30, 2007

JJ Dufresne is Looking For Love

JJ Dufresne e-mailed a couple of chicks on Match.com. He hasn't received any responses as of yet. One chick he's interested in said in her profile that she worked all night once and then went straight home to bed; apparently, little later she woke up and had to go "potty." She got up to go but her bedroom door jammed and she ended up getting locked in her bedroom for a few hours until the handy man could come let her out.

JJ responded: "Did you poop and/or pee your pants or did you make it in time?" he asked. He was curious because she never said how the story ended. He felt obligated to ask.

If she responds, JJ is thinking, this might be the one. She might be his wife.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

From the Mind of JJ Dufresne

JJ thinks a good way for a guy to settle his inner anguish of suffering from the curiousity of what it would be like to fuck a dude in the ass would be to fuck the bearded lady. It’s akin of the desire to throw yourself off a stairway or ledge or cliff, that unsatiable urge to know what it would feel like just to do so.